+1 really awesome dude

[hollywood_bro]

Yo, this is Hector bringing you Alpha Dave Strider, who is an incredibly minor character from the worst canon ever, aka Homestuck. He is a huge jerk. In his world he is the star, it's him. He ran a big media company, made a bunch of shitty movies, and he's pretty fucking full of himself. It should be noted that he was a sarcastic bastard even before he became famous. He's also a fighter and he's going to join right in the battle against the Navy because he's all entrenched in antiestablishmentarianism.

Here are some things you should expect from Alpha Dave:
-shitty rap lyrics
-constant talk about pimping/whores
-numerous references to pop culture, circa 2011
-sexually explicit language and ironic flirting
-all of the snark, all of it
-comments that are offensive to every minority group ever
-seriously, why would you ever talk to this guy? He's awful.

Alpha Dave is going to Captain his own ship, so when he's not fighting the Navy he'll be searching for a crew. Any interested parties can hit me up here, or on the Lookin' Fer Crew Meme. I can also be found on plurk @ the_rotten1 and via PMs.