highseasooc | +1 douchedag

Hello, there, players.

My name is Dan and I play someone who you may affectionately refer to as 'Goddamn it, Ace'. Here I am, bringing in a second muse--some douchebag from an obscure little webcomic called Homestuck named Dave Strider. If you don't know much about Dave, then there's too little time to get into things. Just remember a few tidbits about him:

A) Hates puppets. They're the enemy--never your friend.
B) Loves rap. Can't get enough. Even manufactures his own sick and fly rhymes.
C) He's cool. It's a goddamn iceberg of a truth and you're teetering headlong into it. No getting around that unavoidable truth.
D) He will keep talking. Even long after you've stopped listening.
E) Loves stupid things, so he will suspend disbelief and love how weird things are.
F) Barely gets irony.

I look forward to completely embarrassing him.

dannication is my plurk, too!