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Artemis Fowl II ([personal profile] goldcomplex) wrote in [community profile] highseasooc2013-09-06 11:45 pm

holla holla get dolla

Evening kids, I am mocha and I shall be bringing teenage criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl from the Artemis Fowl book series. He has the highest IQ in Europe, sold the Pyramids, forged perfect Impressionist copies, and has kidnapped a fairy to steal gold to name a few accomplishments. He is taken just before The Atlantis Complex and is now in a crisis of Maybe I Shouldn't Do Quite As Many Illegal Things Even Though They're Fun. He can plot a bank heist but can't row a boat to save his life, so bless the poor souls who get stuck with him on a ship.

You can contact me for plotting and fun times at [plurk.com profile] mochawhip or on my contact page. I have no relevant gif so: