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Hello there~♥ I'm Dutch, and I bring you Izaya from Durarara!! In his own world, he's an information broker who works for whoever pays him, including rival yakuza groups. He'll need some time to get his sea legs, both literally and figuratively. No hard labor, please; it might ruin his manicure. His skills are more of the plotty, backstabby kind.

Izaya is a pretty terrible person - not that your character will generally be able to tell, until it's too late. He's nothing but charming and helpful (for a price) as long as it suits him. That said, he can get seriously evil, so if you want to opt out of interacting with him, let me know here, and we'll work something out.

Feel free to add me at

kidutch! I look forward to bringing out the arrrr in DRRR!! 8D

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Backstabbing is good exercise. Keeps you flexible.

If you're lucky, people will fight back. That way you can do some frontstabbing as well, for a nicely balanced exercise.

His eye will be on you, kid.

Scary! Nothing worse than a pervy old man.

That's funny, I don't seem to remember him being the one known for manipulating middle and high school kids for fun.

You forget the elementary school kid.

So who is the creeper here?

Certainly not Izaya! He never even went near the kid.

That is so not the point.

He's just an internet creeper. And creeper-by-proxy.

Nonsense! If he wanted to be an internet creeper, he would have joined a chatroom under the name 'kid' to talk to all the hip youngsters. But really, who would do such a thing...

Hey, it means hungry ghost! >>

*coughs*

Aka, you're old, but you're not dead yet.

Should you want to change that, be sure to let Izaya know. ♥

No way in hell he'd give Izaya the satisfaction of that. :|

It's all right though. He'll just stay back here and watch and see what happens. Kind of like someone else.

That's assuming he gets a choice.

Good luck with that. Don't play with your cane too much, you may break it.

If Izaya takes him out, that'll be pretty impressive, considering what he's survived so far. XP

Is that what happened to your brain?

Shhh. This is a guy who plans to go to heaven. He can dream.

I don't know... Is that what happened to the woman you loved?

... that kind of question doesn't get you to heaven, kid.

Hmm, you don't know until you try, do you?

On the other hand, it could get you to heaven real quick I guess.

So hopeful! And here I thought you were waiting for Shizu-chan to get lucky. ~~Which is a stretch of the imagination in any meaning of the word.~~

Hey, even old men can lose their temper when you bring up certain things. >>

~~let's not combine those topics~~

Tsk tsk. You're supposed to have learned patience at such an age.

~~Indeed.~~

You should really have learned prudence at yours. :|

Learned that at 13, but I've since found the right boundaries for it.

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You must have been insufferable at 13.

Not at all. I was a perfect angel.

Oh Look It's That Voice!

Also known as 'Hi, I'm Lita and I also play someone with THAT voice'!

And such a fine voice it is, too!

To be honest, I'm much more familiar with the sub than the dub of Durarara!! - but they each have their good aspects, I'm sure!

It's cool, I listened to both! :3

Good voice actors are a wonderful thing.

HI DUTCH! Fancy meeting you here. :D

Hi hi! ♥

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