highseasooc | +1 space messiah troll

+1 space messiah troll

Yo, I'm Inc. I'm new here and I'll be playing your new male Commander Shepard.

I'm a terrible person so I play him as the badass douchebag version. Have a crash course vid because I literally pimp this vid everywhere:

"" (Watch on YouTube)

Don't worry. He's nice if you get to know him! Also, I don't take my rp funtime seriously at all, so I apologize in advance.

If you need to reach me, I'm over at

thegoddamnplurk because I totally take plurk seriously too.

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Dammit. With that user name I was really hoping to see Grunt. Aw well, Badass Douchebag is still fun. ;P

Nice to meet you.

If only. There need to be more Grunts. Nah, I was just going with the pirate ARRRrr because I'm an idiot.

Nice too meet you too :)

All I could hear in my head was Grunt and Wrex at the party XD

SHEPERRRERERRRED.

I had a thread with a Wrex once that was literally that same thing for about 15 comments.

Good times.

That would have have been a blast, man. Lucky you!

Do you have a choice list up on your journal? I'm going to hit that up and see what you've gone with.

Yeah, it's on his app. Basically renegade douche to everybody but the crew because the crew is his family, yo.

He needs a big-ass hat. With a Feather. Just saying.

One day soon.

Soon.

Excellent.

...maybe a parrot too.

Garrus is his parrot.

Good work Shepard. He doesn't even have to train him to be a jerk to people.

Oh, ew, who let you in?

My Carnifex.

Welp.

They need to get drunk and make people walk the plank.

Yes, this will happen.

They also need to get hats. Possibly matching ones. But they must be big and flamboyant with lots of bling and ostrich feathers.