+1 Sassypants Champion

[hawkethat]

Hello! My name is Kiwi and I'll be playing the Bearded Wonder, Garret "Sassypants" Hawke, from Dragon Age. He likes the simple things in life, like alcohol and booze.

...What do you mean those are the same thing????

You can hit me up on plurk at gundamkiwi or AIM at gundamkiwi.

Looking forward to playing here! o/

Comments

[sheparrrrrd]

He's now Captain Sassbeard.

[hawkethat]

That's Captain Sassbeard McSassypants II, Esquire to you, ser.

[sheparrrrrd]

Of the good ship Boozebarge.

[hawkethat]

Something like that, yes.

Unless Isabela comes swashbuckling in to spoil all of his dreams. Which is a distinct possibility, so I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

[elissacousland]

Welcome, Hawke!

As I told F!Shep/Anders, I am willing to build good or bad CR with my Warden and your Hawke, if you are interested. However, it would be just as easy for them to never quite meet in this game, if that is what you prefer. I'm just glad to see more DA people around!

Welcome and have fun!

[hawkethat]

Thank you!

And guuuuurl, if you play from DA, you can bet I'd like to have CR with you! I play Hawke as a pretty laid-back, friendly guy, so unless Cousland decides to repeatedly and thoroughly insult his mother or something, chances are good they'll have some positive CR. Unless she has no sense of humor, in which case he may inadvertently make a bitter rival instead. :|a

...If nothing else they can bond over dogs and mud. Ferelden represent!

[elissacousland]

Hahaha! Oh, my gosh, no. My Elissa has a sense of humor. Probably too much of one. All work and no play makes my Warden cranky. I see no reason that a Hero of Ferelden has to be completely and totally 'heavy with experience'. There is absolutely no reason someone can't do all of the things the Warden does and and still have a lighthearted side. God knows Zevran likes fun and he went through a crapton of stuff, too.

Did you get to bring your dog? Because she will be SO JEALOUS.

[hawkethat]

Bonding over mud and dogs it is! :D

On the topic of Dog, I...actually didn't get an answer one way or the other. I may have to drop the mods a note, oooooor maybe he can show up later? He's fun to have around but not a necessity. :|a

[elissacousland]

Alas, Dane wasn't anywhere near Elissa at the top of Fort Drakon, so she is dogless at present. Barbossa probably wouldn't approve of having a Mabari on board, anyway. Ha.

[hawkethat]

But mabari are so smart! He could probably, IDK, herd the crew, or something...

[onetrackminds]

Don't drink up all your coin on the first day, Hawke.

[hawkethat]

Of course not!





...He's got to save enough money to buy a hat. :>

[onetrackminds]

Can Anders put his foot down?

[hawkethat]

...Why would he want to do that? D:

[onetrackminds]

Well.

I guess it's not like they need to eat or anything.

[hawkethat]

Oh, well, fine, when you put it like that...

[onetrackminds]

Just kill a few bandits and you can afford more booze. Problem solved.

[hawkethat]

Oh, right, okay.

[onetrackminds]

Meanwhile, Anders will... Uhh. Sit in a corner?

[hawkethat]

Wrong! Hawke needs his healbot if he's going to be running around setting fire to bandits!

[onetrackminds]

He's demoted to healbot, huh?

[hawkethat]

He's always Hawke's healbot. No one wants a magical concussion with their healing from Hawke. o:

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Please don't let Hawke near the healing.

[hawkethat]

See? Healbot is an important role! Not just anyone can do it!

[pluggedintheoverlord]

Hello, your beard is almost as nice as mine.

[hawkethat]

Not in this universe, friend. Nice try, though.

[stolenmemories]

Booze and beards, what's not to love about Hawke?

[hawkethat]

Not a whole heck of a lot! :D