**Event Post**

[highseasmods]

Happy NaNoWriMo those who are doing it! Good luck prepping for exams those who have them. And to those others with this magical beast called 'time' on their hands, have a little curse Blessing Event.



Blessing Event

Gobble, Gobble, Matey: From the 24th-30th, each ship will be receiving one (1) live panicking turkey and one (1) cornucopia, magically filled with enough goodies to provide a feast, tingling the taste buds of whoever is onboard, dietary requirements are considered. These items can arrive separately or at the same time. However you wish to play it.



Hope you enjoy! Any questions, comments, or even plans for future events, feel free to shoot a comment! Either here or at the Event Page.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Marco objects to what he expects will be his captain's instant desire to inhale said turkey whole.

As such....

PREEMPTIVE FREEDOM STRIKE! FLY FREE POOR BIRD! HE WILL TAKE YOU ASHORE!

[spirits_of_the_air]

I think there needs to be a Sinewave log of CATCH THE TURKEY. Because the crew is a bunch of crazy idiots.

[ironicprince]

lmfao Dirk has never seen a turkey before. they're not as easy to kill as they look can he just rip the things soul out is that a thing he can do

[spirits_of_the_air]

Now that's just mean. Hilarious but mean.

[ironicprince]

Then someone else better kill it first because that turkey will probably kick his ass.

[spirits_of_the_air]

It'll be entertainment for the crew. RAISE MORALE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT THE CAPTAIN~

[gradosfinest]

Something tells me hitting a running turkey with a sword is actually going to be harder than it looks.

[spirits_of_the_air]

Especially on a boat. I am foreseeing this as a hilarious log.

[gradosfinest]

To her credit, she's fought on a boat before! In full armor against horrific monsters that were trying to murder them, no less.

On the other hand, turkeys are a lot smaller than monsters, and swords aren't really... meant for turkey-murder.

[nice_boat_rider]

We're not all idiots!

This one's just crazy!

[spirits_of_the_air]

Considering her master was Shinji, the idiot part has yet to be refuted.

[nice_boat_rider]

Well uhhhh... you guys better figure out why Rider isn't just shootin' it.

'cause she could kill a turkey with a pistol very easily.

Maybe she's just hella fuckin' drunk.

[nice_boat_rider]

She didn't choose him.

[spirits_of_the_air]

Technicality.

[gradosfinest]

Booze is always a legit excuse!

[gradosfinest]

Amelia is neither crazy nor an idiot!

send help

[collagehero]

A NEW ANIMAL FRIEND HOORAY

[undeadparts]

Oh dear god; this is going to be a hilarious trainwreck and I'm looking forward to it.

[hands4healing]

Ed and Winry grew up in farming community, so I can't imagine killing a turkey would bother them, though Leanne might have an issue with them killing a bird. Hmmmmm.

Still, chasing a turkey around the Panthress ought to be pretty funny.

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Hang on here, Hachiken isn't sure he can kill a turkey.

[spirits_of_the_air]

That's what Rider is for. She can kill it, Hachiken can cook it.

[unlikelyfarmhand]

But it's alive! ;_;

[spirits_of_the_air]

It's dinner.

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Yes, yes, but maybe we can take care of it for just a little while >.>

[spirits_of_the_air]

Good luck trying to convince them of that.

[unlikelyfarmhand]

He may try! XD It's too bad food is so delicious. >.>

[spirits_of_the_air]

Mmm... turkey.

[nice_boat_rider]

Great. So she's just going to be drunk, firing guns wildly at a turkey. lol

[breaks_pots]

If Link hits it with a sword 10 times, will 40 more come flying down out of no where to peck him to death? This is a very important question!

[sharkasm]

Clearly he should get on a horse first and then trample the turkey to death. Works every time.