Alpha Bro/Dave Strider (
hollywood_bro) wrote in
highseasooc2013-12-09 11:44 am
+1 really awesome dude
Yo, this is Hector bringing you Alpha Dave Strider, who is an incredibly minor character from the worst canon ever, aka Homestuck. He is a huge jerk. In his world he is the star, it's him. He ran a big media company, made a bunch of shitty movies, and he's pretty fucking full of himself. It should be noted that he was a sarcastic bastard even before he became famous. He's also a fighter and he's going to join right in the battle against the Navy because he's all entrenched in antiestablishmentarianism.
Here are some things you should expect from Alpha Dave:
-shitty rap lyrics
-constant talk about pimping/whores
-numerous references to pop culture, circa 2011
-sexually explicit language and ironic flirting
-all of the snark, all of it
-comments that are offensive to every minority group ever
-seriously, why would you ever talk to this guy? He's awful.
Alpha Dave is going to Captain his own ship, so when he's not fighting the Navy he'll be searching for a crew. Any interested parties can hit me up here, or on the Lookin' Fer Crew Meme. I can also be found on plurk @
the_rotten1 and via PMs.
Here are some things you should expect from Alpha Dave:
-shitty rap lyrics
-constant talk about pimping/whores
-numerous references to pop culture, circa 2011
-sexually explicit language and ironic flirting
-all of the snark, all of it
-comments that are offensive to every minority group ever
-seriously, why would you ever talk to this guy? He's awful.
Alpha Dave is going to Captain his own ship, so when he's not fighting the Navy he'll be searching for a crew. Any interested parties can hit me up here, or on the Lookin' Fer Crew Meme. I can also be found on plurk @

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Ban Midou | Getbackers
Ciel Phantomhive | Kuroshitsuji
Ratonhnhaké:ton | Assassin's Creed III DLC
I expect Ciel might have a tendency to look down on mister Strider XD. He would not approve of a lot of your topics of interest being a stuffy Victorian Earl. Ban is the only one that might get the pop culture references.. but even then his canon is older than 2011.
I can see some potential for some interesting CR here XD. Most importantly I hope you have fun here! Aim and Plurk = Cyromew
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I'm Tash, and I play three characters:
Grell Sutcliff | Kuroshitsuji
Pinkie Pie | MLP: FiM
Ran 'Aya' Fujimiya | Weiss Kreuz
Grell has a younger version of Dave on her ship already, making her life full of suffering and terrible rap music (even though she doesn't understand it. thanks 1800s canon). She has an alliance with Dirk (somehow!) so it's only fitting to try to get some CR with this Dave, too!
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I've heard some of those names before, but I'm not very familiar with any of the characters. I would love for someone to disapprove of Dave though. Really, he deserves it.
If you don't mind, I'll add you on plurk so we can plot things.
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Omg, Pinkie Pie! I bet Dirk was excited to meet her. They have met, haven't they? Dirk is such a brony. It's the most adorable thing.
I need to get Alpha Dave out to harass his younger self at some point. He's already spent some time with Dirk, so it's only fitting he torment little Dave too.
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that's exactly what he needs. Harassment from himself. Lmao
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Then we are in the same boat so to speak XD. I know off Homestuck but it's not something I've read. Then step right up, Ciel's got your disapproval right here.
Sure! I don't mind.
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Homestuck is a long serious and it's difficult to get into. I wasn't sure about it myself at first, but eventually curiosity got the better of me.
I'm looking forward to playing with you!
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All Daves need constant harassment. It's just a thing.
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There are certainly a lot of people who have been drawn to it.
Ditto!