+1 really awesome dude

[hollywood_bro]

Yo, this is Hector bringing you Alpha Dave Strider, who is an incredibly minor character from the worst canon ever, aka Homestuck. He is a huge jerk. In his world he is the star, it's him. He ran a big media company, made a bunch of shitty movies, and he's pretty fucking full of himself. It should be noted that he was a sarcastic bastard even before he became famous. He's also a fighter and he's going to join right in the battle against the Navy because he's all entrenched in antiestablishmentarianism.

Here are some things you should expect from Alpha Dave:
-shitty rap lyrics
-constant talk about pimping/whores
-numerous references to pop culture, circa 2011
-sexually explicit language and ironic flirting
-all of the snark, all of it
-comments that are offensive to every minority group ever
-seriously, why would you ever talk to this guy? He's awful.

Alpha Dave is going to Captain his own ship, so when he's not fighting the Navy he'll be searching for a crew. Any interested parties can hit me up here, or on the Lookin' Fer Crew Meme. I can also be found on plurk @ the_rotten1 and via PMs.

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[givemelee]

Hi there Hector! This is Mew and I play the following:

Ban Midou | Getbackers
Ciel Phantomhive | Kuroshitsuji
Ratonhnhaké:ton | Assassin's Creed III DLC

I expect Ciel might have a tendency to look down on mister Strider XD. He would not approve of a lot of your topics of interest being a stuffy Victorian Earl. Ban is the only one that might get the pop culture references.. but even then his canon is older than 2011.

I can see some potential for some interesting CR here XD. Most importantly I hope you have fun here! Aim and Plurk = Cyromew

[redcinemareel]

I should make it Grell's mission to collect all the Striders in some form or fashion. Yes.

I'm Tash, and I play three characters:
Grell Sutcliff | Kuroshitsuji
Pinkie Pie | MLP: FiM
Ran 'Aya' Fujimiya | Weiss Kreuz

Grell has a younger version of Dave on her ship already, making her life full of suffering and terrible rap music (even though she doesn't understand it. thanks 1800s canon). She has an alliance with Dirk (somehow!) so it's only fitting to try to get some CR with this Dave, too!

[hollywood_bro]

Nice to meet you, Mew!

I've heard some of those names before, but I'm not very familiar with any of the characters. I would love for someone to disapprove of Dave though. Really, he deserves it.

If you don't mind, I'll add you on plurk so we can plot things.

[hollywood_bro]

Alpha Dave will be happy to be collected.

Omg, Pinkie Pie! I bet Dirk was excited to meet her. They have met, haven't they? Dirk is such a brony. It's the most adorable thing.

I need to get Alpha Dave out to harass his younger self at some point. He's already spent some time with Dirk, so it's only fitting he torment little Dave too.

[redcinemareel]

He did chat with her! He's making a ponybot for her! PINKIE IS GONNA BE A MOMMY!! :D

that's exactly what he needs. Harassment from himself. Lmao

[no_souls_here]

Nice to meet you!

Then we are in the same boat so to speak XD. I know off Homestuck but it's not something I've read. Then step right up, Ciel's got your disapproval right here.

Sure! I don't mind.

[hollywood_bro]

It's a good thing our characters aren't literally in the same boat, because I'm sure Dave would drive Ciel up the wall.

Homestuck is a long serious and it's difficult to get into. I wasn't sure about it myself at first, but eventually curiosity got the better of me.

I'm looking forward to playing with you!

[hollywood_bro]

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard. I need to keep an eye out for their threads so I can stalk them in the future.

All Daves need constant harassment. It's just a thing.

[no_souls_here]

Lol! This is probably very true.

There are certainly a lot of people who have been drawn to it.

Ditto!