yoooo fresh meat

[sacredashes]

Heeeey guys. I'm Saffy and I'm bringing in Asch from Tales of the Abyss. It's a game about clones and redheads. If you can get past the first five hours of whining from the main character, it's very excellent. It also breaks your heart into a million pieces.

Asch comes with a trigger warning for clones and appropriating German words. He's very brash and grumpy, but with a good heart, as all antiheroes ought to have. He's a former military commander who collected a circus troupe to do things for him, so he might spin his wheels for a bit until he figures out what he wants to do here.

As for me, you can contact me on AIM @ heroic bsod. I also have a plurk, if you're a castmate or just want CR.

Comments

[mysterical]

Hi there, Aschhole. (No, that did not take me a minute to think up.)

I heard there's a Jade and Anise here already. Should be interesting, yes?

[sacredashes]

LMAO SAW THAT ONE COMING

Yes!! I'm excited for them to ruin Asch's life.

[mysterical]

Good. I will be ready to break his mind. (Not that that is hard.)

[jadethenecromancer]

Did someone say

"ruin Asch's life"?

♥

[sacredashes]

No. Jade get out.

I mean hello!! :3

[jadethenecromancer]

/sits here. forever.

Anyway hi, my name is Huudel and I only play Colonel Jerkface here. And I kind of said this to Tear-mun already, but all these canon points are making me so immensely happy. :'D

[sacredashes]

Hello Huudel! It looks like our timezones are going to be a pain in the ass, so I'm apologizing in advance. We'll figure this shit out though. I mean usually I'm awake until the asscrack of dawn anyway.

Hehehe |D yeah Asch is kinda intolerable if you take him from too early...

who am i kiddin he's intolerable anyway

[jadethenecromancer]

Oh trust me, I know all about time zones. Everything exciting happens when I'm sleeping. ;;

[sacredashes]

rofl me too. Everything runs on EST and I'm three hours behind. Watching TV comes with free disappointment, as nothing is ever truly live.

[jadethenecromancer]

See, I'm seven hours ahead of EST, so I'm usually going to bed right when everyone is getting out of work or school. Might as well call me Colonel Backtag.

[sacredashes]

COLONEL BACKTAG LMAO

It's fine, honestly. Backtagging is most of what I do since boomeranging wears me out pretty quick.

[keyworddouble]

...HI SAFFY AREN'T YOU LIKE LIVING WITH MY SISTER OR SOMETHING. Hahaha I laughed really hard when I saw you were apping here also. I'm actually really excited to see how Philip and Asch would get along, just sayin'.

[sacredashes]

SPITS OUT DRINK

NO OF COU..RSE NOT oh my god this is hilarious.

for some reason I thought you only played Homestuck. Shit, I didn't know you were into Kamen Rider! !!!!!!!!! (I REALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE I NEED TO WATCH W AND ALL THE OTHER ONES I'VE MISSED SINCE SULKING ABOUT KIVA BEING SHIT)

yes let's get CR.

[keyworddouble]

YEAH I KIND OF DID ONLY PLAY HOMESTUCK FOR LIKE YEARS OF MY LIFE Kamen Rider is a new thing, blame my Shoutaro.

IF YOU WATCH W YOU SHOULD DO THAT BEFORE WE GET CR BECAUSE PHILIP IS A HUGE SPOILER IN AN ADORABLE CHILD, JUST SAYIN'. I'm almost done with OOO, too, my friggin' Shoutaro has turned me into a bug suit monster.

But yes CR pls. mO___Om

[sacredashes]

kamen rider is a superior canon sry2say

Oh don't worry about spoilers. I don't mind them-- the series is kind of old at this point-- plus I still have to finish Wakfu or your sister will kill me probably.

:|b we shall have it.

[keyworddouble]

It's certainly less horrifically confusing and long. It is still very dear to me, though.

Oh okay. Yeah W ran in 2009, so it is on the older side, complete with campy 90s graphics. *A* Just know that if you do get around to watching it the spoilers will lessen the blow but not stop the show from completely emotionally devastating you. Face in hands.

Yesssss.

[sacredashes]

it's okay i'm in the kingdom hearts fandom

i

understand

[failguardian]

oh hey!

it's mr actually-nice-on-the-inside!

[sacredashes]

NOPE.

That aside, hello again!! :33333 I missed playing with you~

[failguardian]

YUP.

irrefutable arguments aside, I'm glad we can play together again, and I look forward to having Anise pester Asch asap!

[sacredashes]

Yeees!!! I will intro as soon as I am conscious at a reasonable time.

(6am sure ain't it.)

[rikuheyriku]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I look forward to annoying Assch forever by tossing this cheerful protag at him.

And, as soon as Luke's app is accepted, tossing the other protag at him. :T

[sacredashes]

Sora is legit one of my favorite characters ever so pls do. Asch needs it, honestly.

REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

♥♥♥♥

[rikuheyriku]

PERMISSION TO FRIENDSHIP SPEECH?!?!!?

ORIGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

♥♥♥♥♥

[sacredashes]

ALWAYS

come here you spiky haired dumbass you.

[rikuheyriku]

YES GOOD

oh god if someone ever actually called him that I would die laughing.

[sacredashes]

Maybe someone from the FF7 cast. That's like everyone's petname for Cloud.

[rikuheyriku]

We need them to do this. In the meantime, they can be wondering if Sora is a distant relative of his or something idk.

[sacredashes]

Answer: probably.

We don't know anything about his dad, and his mom has like one line.

[rikuheyriku]

This is VERY true.

Speaking of, I wonder if she's still waiting for him to come to dinner. 8|

I just headcanon his parents do something along the lines of...fish. Because island.

[sacredashes]

Probably.

I'm fairly sure she forgot she even had a child because of CoM god damn it that's sad

[rikuheyriku]

Oh god that is true...Parents probably woke up like everyone else going "DAMN IT WHERE IS MY SON" "Honey, we don't have a so-...OH GOD, WHERE'S SORA."

Or something.

[curries]

Safffffy...

/rolls around on you.

[sacredashes]

cHERRrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

/REACHES FOR

wow i have like no positive icons dammit asch I GUESS THERES THIS ONE

[curries]

Haha. That works!

But seriously, grumpyface and POSITIVE icons? I didn't know those existed! No but, it's great to see you here, and I look forward to stalking (and most likely annoying in some way) your lovely Asch.

[sacredashes]

I DON'T KNOW HOW LOVELY HE IS, I'M RUSTY AS HELL... though I did just canon review so maybe slightly less rusty than I could be. ???? I loved your Asch too so I'm kinda nervous hahaha fml

I'll try not to disappoint though. ♥

[curries]

VERY LOVELY. HE IS VERY LOVELY. Now you know.

And don't be nervous, seriously. :3 I am so rusty on the Abyssverse you can't even call it "rusty" anymore.

[sacredashes]

awww ;;

It's okay. The redheads will always be waiting.

God Asbel is so fucking cute I can't get over it

[wanderer_from_ys]

Lots of Abyss people!

Welcome to the game, from one red-headed character to another!

[sacredashes]

Thanks!! :3