someone you didn't want

[chore_boy]

hey guys

dan here bringing in steve rogerscoby from one piece.

Coby here is the young man who Luffy met during episode one of One Piece. This young man was, by far, the biggest wimp in the universe and existed solely to make Luffy look awesome for awhile. Then, because Luffy scratched some magical badass dandruff all over Coby or something, Coby decided he'd become a Marine and then in like, nearly a year he turned out to be a fairly decent Marine, upgraded from loser sidekick status like he chugged some sort of super soldier serum. In reality, Coby got punched so hard he evolved.

I'm taking him from after the two-year timeskip! He's currently a Captain of the Marines and is attempting to horn in on Marco's pineapple status with his hair combed back. One day, people are going to forget Marco's whole pineapple influence and only think of Coby when they think of that fruit!

where the hell am i oh right my plurk is dannication and you can add me or whatever i don't care

pchooooooooooo

Comments

[itspizzatime]

*Hand raise* I'm here for the Steve Rogers?!

[chore_boy]

prepare to be DISAPPOINTED

[itspizzatime]

IMPOSSIBLE! Cus I also love Coby dearly!

[chore_boy]

no that's his middle name

also we don't know what his last name is

[itspizzatime]

Coby Impossible Rogers?

[itspizzatime]

COME TO MIKEY! HE WILL NAME YOU!