+1 adventurer

[kringlefuck]

 

YOOOO, HEYYY. My name is Fidgey and I'm new to this place, completely and utterly. Seriously, I don't know why I haven't thought of joining this game before— pirate themed stuff is rad.
I'm bringing with me Jake English from the extensive and complicated webcomic known as Homestuck. For those familiar with the series, I'm taking him right before Aranea heals his mind.
For those not-so familiar with the series, Jake is a 16 year old who grew up on a little island inhabited by monsters all by himself after his grandmother died when he was roughly 5. Jake is obsessed with guns, movies, wrestling other people, comic books and.. blue colored women. He talks fancy-schmancy with a peculiar accent— imagine a nasaly Australian voice, if you will— and tends to get flustered very easily.

Jake is really nice but a little dense, so you may have to be patient with him. He also will be writing in a booger green font.
If you'd like to opt out of hideous green font and fourthwalling (especially if your character is from a well known movie), I have a post here.

Otherwise, YO. You can add me on plurk over here!: kissedstars

Comments

[keyworddouble]

Wow who let this loser into this game, jeez. I thought we had good players. e__e;;

No I kid. Guys this is my roommate and if you're mean to her I will eat you. Fidgey rocks. >(

[kringlefuck]

wow no what are you doing here.
i'm gonna wankgate this shit asap.
i don't know what i'm going to wankgate about but i'll find something becuz you suck.

[keyworddouble]

Wankgate about how I never shut up about bugsuits. You will go far.

[kringlefuck]

oh i already have a doc concerning my complaints about you and bugsuits in 12 pt font, double spaced.
got this shit.

[keyworddouble]

Wow are you serious? You're so behind, if it's not 10pt nobody is gonna care. Get with the times, Fidgey.

[kringlefuck]

[keyworddouble]

I'm. So honestly terrified of you right now.

No, really.

[hollywood_bro]

Yo, welcome to the game! I was so excited when I saw your post. I love Jake!

I'm Hector and I play Dirk's Bro, aka Alpha Dave! Man, it's too bad our Dirk player dropped. She would've loved to have a Jake to play with. Anyway, I don't have the slightest idea how to get these two to interact, but I'll add you and we can figure something out.

[kringlefuck]

Sweet jumping jellybeans you mean to tell me youre the famous director that came up with all of those clever movies???
Gee whilikers im a huge fan!

that's how. 8)
also you should add me on plurk if you have one for plotting purposes!